-every time a Metal Demon gets screentime.
--in case of more than one demon, one additional drink for however many others are present.

-every time Belselk or Zed boast about his strength.
--Two if it's not about how he's going to beat Rudy, Jack, and Cecilia.

-every time Zeikfried mentions ruling the world.

-every "Khhk" Alhazad utters.
--Two drinks if he's not talking about and experiment/plan at the time.

-when Cecilia talks/whines about being the princess.
--Two drinks if she slips in something about duty or being unloved while she's at it.

-whenever Cecilia mentions the Tear Drop.
--Two if someone else mentions the Tear Drop.

-each Guardian discovered, including Lucied.
--Two if it's not an elemental.
---Three for Guardian Lords.
----*Optional* Chug during each time a Guardian is summoned in battle.

-every boss battle.
--Additional drinks for each addtional form, such as Zeik to Motherfried, Motherfried to Zeik Tuvai, or Alhazad's "strip-tease"...
---Chug if you get a bad mental image from that last line.

-each Elw on screen.
--Two for any that affect the plot (Mariel, Vassim...)

-for each time you fail to win at Strike Ball in the Ruins Festival.
--Two for failing to beat a score in the Time Trial or hitting the wall in Chicken.
---Three for failing to win at Lucky Mole Catching.

-each time Captain Bartholomew messes things up/beset by bad luck.

-each time Jane mentions money/treasure.

-each time power is mentioned.
--Two if it's the "Absolute Power" mentioned.
---Three if it's not by Jack.

Two drinks for...

-each time somthing about mothers is mentioned
--*Optional* ... including Mother herself.

-every time Jack is called "Garret".

-every time a Fenril Knight other than Jack appears (Lady Harken is not included here; a human-form Elmina is.)
--If there's more than one, one addtional drink for each of the others.

-whenever Lady Harken reverts to Elmina or vice versa.

-every time Boomerang mentions hunting.
--Three if the "perfect prey" is mentioned.

-every time Hanpan shows up.
--*Optional* ...including when he is used as a tool.

-each time Jane saves the collective butts of Rudy, Jack, and Cecilia.
--Three if she doesn't quite realize that she has.

-whenever the Earth Golem plays a significant part of the plot.

-each golem fought.
--Two if it's an optional battle (Leviathan, Barbados, et. al.).

-every invention Emma unveils.
--Three if she doesn't boast about her MAD INVENTING SKILLZ. *WHAM!* owie, I should know better than to make Xenogears refs on a Wild ARMs page...

Three drinks for...

-each tool found (Bombs, Watch, Lighter, et. al.).

-each spelling/grammar error you notice.

-every nickname Zed gives himself ("Ultimate Macho Man", "Grim Reaper's pen pal", et. al.)
--*Optional* One addtional drink if you automatically think of an innuendo using the nickname said.
---*Optional* Two if the innuendo involves Rudy.

-whenever Boomerang is shown without Lucied by his side, or when Luceid is without Boomerang.

-every time Alhazad puts Elmina/Lady Harken through something unpleasant.
--Chug when Alhazad hits on her.

-every line Rudy says, including the following battle word ballons: "Charge up!" (reload ARM in battle) and "..." (silenced in battle).

-*Optional* if you kept getting the disturbing feeling Zeikfried had an Oedipus complex.

-*Optional* if you can find innuendo going on between Rudy and Jack.
--An extra bottle if you're drunk enough to hallucinate an actual Rudy/Jack scene.

More to come... MW"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!